The Billy Mays









Billy Mays is a corporate salesman whose catchphrase is-

* glass breaks*

yo MCS, imma have to interrupt you, because this is a page about

ME!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

I'M HERE TO SELL YOU SOME AWESOME "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DED BISH 2.0" REMOVER, WHICH COSTS 1.5 LIGHT YEAR DOLLARS LESS THAN LAST TIME, AND 99% MORE EFFICIENT! IT CLEANS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BRENS, BECAUSE BRENS ARE TOO AWESOME TO BE CLEANED!

HERE I'LL TEST IT OUT ON YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN WHO IS STANDING IN MY COMMERCIAL JUST BY CHANCE

"hey man leave me alone I just need to get my perm-HOLY SHIT IT'S BILLY MAYS"

* sprays on bystander*

MY SCAPULA IT BUUUURNS