New Jersey

"Damn, son, I haven't seen a state that small since...wait, I've never seen a state as small as New Jersey!"

- Random hobo on the street

New Jersey is that small-ass state on the east coast of the U.S.A. Bren and Bren'smother both live here. Jebus was also created here.

Since Jebus was created here and because Bren lives here, New Jersey is one of the Seven Sacred Sites of Worship where people can talk to Jebus.

Stories of NJ
Because it's such a small-ass state, and because Jebus was conceived here, New Jersey is home to many stories, tales, theories, and things that have to do with Jebus.

Note: More things will be added as Jebus continues to remember them.

The Jersey Devil
Many legends say there's a devil guy called the Jersey Devil who terrorized New Jersey. People don't know why he did all this crap. The real reason is that he was mad at Jebus for banishing him from his home in Potato Hell because Jebus got tired of his useless jokes and his overly gluttonous appetite for potatoes. So the Jersey Devil let his wrath loose on all potato farms in NJ. To this day, some potato farmers are still a bit nervous about having a potato farm because of this incident.