New Town, Nowhere

New Town is a town in the middle of Nowhere. No, seriously, it's the geographical center of the country of Nowhere.

New Town is best known for being the home of New Text Document.txt. Unfortunately, however, New Town has been flooded 14–no wait, 15, 16 times–by the contents of New Text Document.txt, mostly due to some dumbo opening it.

Districts of New Town
New Town is divided into multiple districts. Here is a list of them:
 * New Folder (town square)
 * New Bitmap Image.bmp (arts center)
 * New Text Document.txt (holy worshiping place)
 * New Microsoft Office Word Document.docx (formerly .doc - random place that nobody gives a crap about)
 * New Journal Document.jnt (library)
 * New Shortcut.lnk (underground subway system)
 * New Microsoft Office PowerPoint Presentation.pptx (formerly .ppt - town hall)
 * New Microsoft Office Publisher Document.pub (a second random place that nobody gives a crap about)
 * New WinRAR Archive.rar (records hall)
 * New Microsoft Office Excel Worksheet.xlsx (formerly.xls - a third random place that nobody gives a crap about)
 * New Compressed Folder.zip (prison)
 * New Briefcase (business center; first two floors is a shopping mall)