Jebus Jr.

"I DECLARE THIS CHAIR THE MOST COMFORTABLE-ASS CHAIR IN ALL THE LANDS, AND MY SOFT, POTATO-SKIN ASS WILL TELL YOU THE EXACT SAME DAMN THING"

- Jebus

Jebus Jr. is the pink reclining chair owned by Jebus. It is located on an asteroid somewhere near Mars. It is the most comfortable-ass chair that exists, has existed, or ever will exist. Well, in this universe at least.

Jebus named it Jebus Jr. because of the many adventures and memories they have together. Jebus likes to sit in Jebus Jr. whenever he watches over the universe or when he feels like eating one of his Holy Foods.

The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr.

 * Main Article: The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr.

The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr. is a book written by Bren. Jebus decided to write down all of his wonderful times he and his chair had together. But since he's a godly potato (and also has no arms to write with in the first place), he was too lazy to do it, so he began to tell Bren the stories and Bren wrote them all down.

Trivia

 * Rumor has it that if a mere human tries to sit on Jebus Jr., they'll have trouble getting up for a very, very, long time because of how comfy it is.