Potato

The potato (starchius whogivesashitaboutthescientificnameus) is a food that humans eat. The potato is also Jebus's species. Jebus hates almost all humans because they eat his brethren.

Potatoes can actually talk to each other, although their speech is unable to be heard by any living things except for Pokémon, who obviously don't exist in this universe. OR DO THEY?!?!?!?! No, they don't. Jebus is the lone exception to this rule, as he can actually talk to living things, even though he barely does.

How the Potato Came to Be
It all started just after the Big Bang. Jebus just randomly appeared there.

Jebus just sat there in space for about 13 billion years until he got bored and decided to actually do something. He found an asteroid and decided to make a potato farm on the asteroid to act as a sort of nursery for the breeding of his kind. He made many, many potatoes. Unfortunately for Jebus, a weird turn of events cause the asteroid to fly towards Earth. It crashed on Earth just after the last ice age ended, when people started farming again. And thus people found potatoes.

FIN.