Farts

"What the hell is that smell? Oh wait, Bren'smother's just pissed again"

- Billy Bob

Farts are what Jebus never does. Why? Because he's a potato, hence he doesn't have the gluteus maximus. He doesn't care if humans do it. Because humans aren't potatoes, thus they don't deserve his loyalty. The only humans that Jebus gives two shits and a shingle about are Bren and Nicolas.

I could compare this to Smokey the Bear. He tells us to prevent wildfires, but he's a bear, what the hell is he gonna do? He's just another one of those lazy-ass bears that just catch fish and get high off the water for a living, so he goes around telling us what to do because he's too lazy to do any shit about wildfires. speaking of shit, brb

i'm done ranting

Trivia

 * A notable human that farts regularly is Bren'smother. She tends to go in Bren's room, fart, go "OOP", and leave. She's weird, I tell ya.