Bren'smother



"I fear nothing. But that...thing...it scares me."

- The Heavy

Bren'smother is Bren's villainous, evil mother. She is rumored to be the most dangerous and scary thing in the whole small-ass state of New Jersey.

Bren'smother is always trying to get Bren to do his schoolwork, but Bren is always like "NO FOOK YOU" and continues to talk to MCS (for obvious reasons because he's that awesome), but then when she comes back a second time, steam comes out of her ears (literally the form of gas and the program, that's how mad she gets) and she forces her anger so hard she might even pass gas by accident. Then she pulls Bren off his computer chair and yells;

' GET YOUR BRENBREN BUTT TO YO SCHOOLWORK OR I GROUNDZ JOO! '

Then, Brenbren has no choice to obey, because you do not want to know what she does next. You just don't, man. It gets violent.

Famous incidents

 * On July 29th, 2012, Brenbren stayed up until midnight playing his favorite game, Team Fortress 2, online with his friends. Then, Bren'smother just happened to walk in as he was in the middle of the match. She was soooooooo furious and she forced her anger so hard not only did she pass gas, but she flew through the roof. Some anger, huh? But Brenbren somehow managed to let her give him more time since he was in the middle of the match. We don't know how he did it. Some say it's a miracle, some say it's a leap of faith. But no one knows for sure.


 * Bren's birthday is right near the day when school starts. So when it's his birthday, his mom is known for yelling her signature line:

(in cheery voice) Happy birthday, Brenbren!

 (angry voice) NOW GET YO ASS TO SCHOOL