The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr.

The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr. is a book written by Bren. It retells all of the stories Jebus and Jebus Jr. share together.

This article will eventually contain a full copy of this book. It will be added chapter-by-chapter.

The Adventures of Jebus and Jebus Jr.
A retelling of the times Jebus and Jebus Jr. had together. Written by Bren, as told by Jebus.

Prelude: The Creation of Jebus and the Universe
Jebus was grown on a potato farm in Idaho. He was a normal potato at the time, incapable of thought, movement, etcetera. He, along with hundreds of other potatoes, was packed and shipped cross-country to the state of New Jersey. Bren'smother picked out the package containing Jebus as a young, hungry Bren watched from his seat in the shopping cart.

As Bren'smother was going through the groceries after arriving home, Bren plucked a particular potato from the sack of potatoes. It was Jebus.

A few minutes later, Bren'smother was reading a news story as Bren'sfather was watching the road outside. She read the story about an exploding tree injuring seventeen people, and she said "JE–" as Bren'sfather saw a bus outside and screamed, "BUS!" Bren heard that, and said "Jebus!" His infant brain then decided to call the potato Jebus.

Bren treasured Jebus the potato for years. After his childhood, however, he began to treasure it less and less, and eventually he just forgot about it.

Decades passed. Many things happened. The year 2030. The blizzard of 2057. Hurricane Alpacawaka in 2069. As all this passed by, Bren worked hard in the fields of science and technology. In 2070, he was able to draft up designs for a time machine that just might work. He worked for seven hard years creating a prototype. He failed, failed, and failed again. His last attempt at success was the most important ever.

Bren had almost run out of insignificant crap items to use in his tests. Then suddenly, he remembered his old potato. He grabbed it from his house and drove quickly back to his lab. He set up the machine, and set the time to July 5, 2030. However, the machine failed to work as it was meant to, and the system completely glitched up. Little did Bren know that he was actually successful, but not really.

From the shocks, Jebus the potato had become the godly Jebus, the Potato Lord.

He was transported to a spaceless, timeless realm. The first thing he ever did was an extremely powerful burp, which created the universe. For the next billion years, Jebus wandered around the universe doing nothing. That is, until he found Jebus Jr.