New Text Document.txt

New Text Document.txt is the excessively overstuffed locker owned by Bren, located in New Town, Nowhere. It is one of the Seven Sacred Sites of Worship where the people can talk to Jebus.

There are many wonders inside New Text Document.txt. Inside are random quotes galore, as well as a bunch of codes and crap. You know what? Why did I say "wonders"? I meant crap. There's so much junk inside it.

Also, just look at how overstuffed it is. Just imagine what happens when someone tries to open it. A bunch of random nonsense just floods out. Seriously, it caused like, 14 floods in New Town already–wait, it just caused a 15th. See? Oops, there goes a 16th. Someone needs to like lock this thing up really tight. I mean really tight, with some extra security measures put in, too, so no one stupid goes up and opens it. I'd hate to live in New Town these days.