Patent no. -1,777,124.42

Patent no. -1,777,124.42 is a patent submitted by Bren some time in 2012 and issued by Jebus about a month afterward. The patent is for the "Crap, Literally" moment created by Bren. Since its creation, it has been used extremely often by both Nic and Bren. This p–

CRAP LITERALLY BRB

*farts, plops, and other disgusting noises*

* FLUSH*

okay I'm back

This patent is probably one of the only useful patents, although even Jebus himself sometimes doesn't really think that this one is very useful, mostly because he's a potato and thus doesn't ever crap. But even so, he respects the Bros' opinion and kept this in place.